As long as we’ve been golfing, players have always exchanged jabs, barbs, insults and even compassion with one another during their rounds. Some of these moments can be quite profound and the quips might have a timeless character and live in infamy. Sometimes the sentiment is mundane and goes by the wayside. In recent years, an overwhleming wave of political correctness has quelled a once coveted art form.

Fortunately, Cutter, the caddie, has come along to share his repertoire. Twenty-five years of looping at America’s #1 golf destination has led to the boldest compilation of wisecracks that are guaranteed to make the reader laugh, cry, cringe, guffaw, puke and more. When these pages are absorbed, the reader will have an emotional response, you can count on that.

Readers be forewarned, Cutter takes no prisoners and plays no favorites. Everyone and everything is on the table while the jokes run along no single strain or standard. Black/white, fat/skinny, gay/straight, old/young, Democrat/Republican and everything in between might be grounds for one of Cutter’s arrows from his quiver. Not all jokes will resonate with every reader. And for those of you who are easily triggered by Cutter’s edgy golf comedic associations, Cutter did ask me to pass on this message:

Get over yourselves!

In all seriousness, this project was done to bring back some light humor into the golfing community. For those of you that find any subject matter offensive, feel free to write and express your sentiments. All inquires will be addressed. We appreciate your feedback.